the best fruitcake ever.......

You'll need the following:

1 cup sugar
1 cup water
1 cup brown sugar
4 lg eggs
lemon juice
2 cups dried fruit nuts
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still ok. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.

Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt... or something... who cares.
Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and add one table. Spoon. Of suger or something.
Throw the bowl out the window. Check whickey again.

Go to bed. Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?


This little gem was sent to me by my friend Pat.... I can just see her in the kitchen making it today! Happy baking, y'all!